A stubborn student, drastically average, a jack-of-(almost)-all-trades, and still insists on writing. A New Jersey resident who insists on being near an open body of water at all times. Motivated by anger, frustration, and self-deprecation. A martyr, a victim, and most importantly, an annoyance. Takes life too seriously but masks a nonchalant personality. Unlikable and blunt. On the brief occasion, funny.